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darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via ramvn)

brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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(Source: dadvevo, via officialfrenchtoast)

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

(Source: take-49, via elespectro)

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via quietmemethief)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via 3somewithhughbennyandthiddy)

bonerjuice:

(Source: headbangwithhayley, via you-finally-came-home-to-me)

(Source: victoryandjustice, via inactiveblogger)

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."

- Stevie Nicks  (via youhauntyourbagofbones)

(Source: bmurguia, via isympathizewithlinus)

sadurday:

i know for a fact that im "the one that got away" 4 like 3 dudes and thats pretty bitchin